Disaster on the Titanic

LTCi 0 – 3 ANTS

In an encounter of epic proportions LTCi limped through their encounter with ANTS on a rain soaked pitch in Kudlige yesterday. Conditions underfoot made playing attractive football impossible and it became clear that ANTS adapted the more effectively of two evenly matched teams. Commitment was high from both sides and the match was effectively sealed by three mistakes from LTCi which gifted goals to the visitors.

“It was like playing on the deck of the Titanic as it gradually submerged” said one distraught LTCi soccer superstar. Another added, “More like water polo than football”. In an admission of his disappointment the team coach was quoted as saying, “Rubbish”, though we don’t know if that referred to the conditions or performance of the team.